Reports out of Italy suggest literary historians have found an additional section of Dante's Inferno.
Early examinations by leading philosophers from Oxford University tell of a newly-discovered "tenth circle of Hell."
Rumours indicate that it may be a special circle of Hell reserved for the scores of every jazz re-interpretation of "Jingle Bells" ever created, where the pages are constantly photocopied again and again and again, never deteriorating. The photocopier never runs out of ink, but is slightly mis-aligned so that all the pages have at least two bars cut off.
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